Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Sinex is a girl's best friend - STILL!

Thanks for all your well wishes everybody! I really appreciate it. Am still feeling rotten so apologies for not dropping by your blogs lately for a visit. Hopefully things should start to improve soon.

Hope you all had a lovely few days and that the rest of your holiday continues to be just as special and enjoyable. Christmas wishes to you all....Bernie x

PS......WANTED: Healthcare/Crafter's Assistant in Craftybernieland

The main aim of this assignment is assist me in keeping all wool and other crafty supplies menthol and vaporub free, whilst at the same time facilitiating a speedy recovery through molly-coddling, nurturing and lots of other selfless acts of random kindness.

Although the candidate must be available 24 hours a day to perform the primary task of administering cold and flu medication, they will also be expected to wait on me hand and foot while undertaking anything my heart desires.

This post would suit a sensitive selfless kind gentle warm hearted individual, so men need not apply. Applications on a stamp please.
Cough. Cough.

No perverts please. I already have one of those.

3 comments:

PlumpKnitter said...

I hope you get better real quick. I would apply to be your caretaker but my aunt is down sick with this flu bug, and now my mom is not feeling well, I'll have my hands full trying to help them.. But you have my sage advice.
"drag your knitting to bed curl up with a nice pattern, take some medicine but be carefull falling asleep while holding pointy objects could be dangerous"
*hugs* dont worry about the vapor smell use yarn you dont care for to much. *lol*

AR said...

Hope you feel better soon! I am a terrible nurse, so someone else will have to apply. :( I'll send good thoughts out to you right away, though! :)

Knit Diva said...

Oh, you poor thing... I am hoping you will be feeling better soon... It is not easy feeling yucky around the holidays...